anondracomalfoy:

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU SHIT TALK MY MOST TREASURED FICTIONAL CHARACTER.

SONG: The Mighty Fall (feat. Big Sean)
BY: Fall Out Boy
Unpopular opinion: porn has turned me off and gives me anxiety to the prospect of giving head to my man

sourcedumal:

Seeing a blow job in porn just bores the fuck out of me, tbh

Honestly turns me OFF more than anything…

And I honestly feel like I’d be terrible at it, especially since nowadays everybody is expected to have essentially no gag reflex.

Like.

Sorry, I don’t know how to suck your soul out through your dick.

I honestly don’t think I even have anywhere near half the skills folks are expected to have.